ETERNAL SQUID BOARD SHORT

£195.00

ETERNAL SQUID VISCOSE SILKY CREPE BOARD SHORT LIMITED EDITION of 100

A surrealist pencil drawing. Calming hues blend with wild, unrestrained forms.

FURTHER READING

The squid and I were eternal. Not in the divine sense—no grand purpose, no cosmic plan. Just two rebels tumbling through the void, colliding in the spaces between time, where nothing made sense and anything was possible.

“You ever think,” the squid would ask, its voice crawling up your spine, “that we’re just a passing thought in a much bigger mind?”

I laughed. What else was there to do? We were past caring.

Time? Gone.
Gravity? Forget it.
There was just the squid—looming, grinning, spilling wisdom like jazz that hit like a punch to your gut.

“You’ve got to stop thinking,” the squid said one night—“Thinking’s a cage. Realisation is liberation. Set yourself free.”

And with that… we did. No thoughts in our heads, just two rebels lost in the dark, drunk on curiosity, high on the madness of it all. No answers. Who needs them when you’re alive, right now, in this glorious chaos?

We’re like radical stars, burning bright on our way to oblivion—and we’re gonna light up the sky while we still can.

FEATURES

• Multi, Viscose Rayon Crepe Fabric
• Original Artwork, Pencil Drawing by Alexandra Anderson
• Limited Edition of 100
55% Viscose 45% Rayon Crepe
• Elastic Waist
• Relaxed Cut through the leg
• 30 Day Return Period
• Made in Bali, Indonesia
• For Every Item Sold We Plant 3 Trees

SIZE GUIDE

SMALL
Waist : 80cm
Inside Leg : 27cm
Outside Leg : 52cm
Front Rise : 31cm
Leg Opening : 54cm

MEDIUM
Waist : 84cm
Inside Leg : 27cm
Outside Leg : 55cm
Front Rise : 32cm
Leg Opening : 55cm

LARGE
Waist : 88cm
Inside Leg : 28cm
Outside Leg : 57cm
Front Rise : 33cm
Leg Opening : 56cm

X-LARGE
Waist : 92cm
Inside Leg : 28cm
Outside Leg : 59cm
Front Rise : 34cm
Leg Opening : 57cm

CARE GUIDE

Hand wash your item with PH neutral soap and cool water. Air dry in shape on a hanger, or laid flat. Do not machine wash or tumble dry as some shrinkage may occur.

With any work of art, there are signs of the artist at work. Enjoy any print irregularities, they are part of the finish and should not be considered as imperfections. They are part of your garment and they are what makes it unique.

DELIVERY & RETURNS

Easy Home Try-Ons
Try your item at home with peace of mind. If it’s not quite right, you can easily request a return.

Hassle-Free Shipping & Customs
We ship globally from the UK and aim to make delivery and customs smooth and straightforward. Duties and taxes are included for many locations, but additional fees may apply depending on your country.

Need More Info?
For full details and the latest updates, please visit our Delivery & Returns or FAQ’s page.

SUSTAINABILITY

This Limited Edition Garment is made from cellulose-based fibres sourced from sustainably managed forests, which balance the needs of the environment, wildlife and forest communities.

55% Viscose 45% Rayon Crepe Ethically Produced by APR.

Printed using non-toxic OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 inks.

For Every Item Sold We Plant 3 Trees.

Size:

ETERNAL SQUID VISCOSE SILKY CREPE BOARD SHORT LIMITED EDITION of 100

A surrealist pencil drawing. Calming hues blend with wild, unrestrained forms.

FURTHER READING

The squid and I were eternal. Not in the divine sense—no grand purpose, no cosmic plan. Just two rebels tumbling through the void, colliding in the spaces between time, where nothing made sense and anything was possible.

“You ever think,” the squid would ask, its voice crawling up your spine, “that we’re just a passing thought in a much bigger mind?”

I laughed. What else was there to do? We were past caring.

Time? Gone.
Gravity? Forget it.
There was just the squid—looming, grinning, spilling wisdom like jazz that hit like a punch to your gut.

“You’ve got to stop thinking,” the squid said one night—“Thinking’s a cage. Realisation is liberation. Set yourself free.”

And with that… we did. No thoughts in our heads, just two rebels lost in the dark, drunk on curiosity, high on the madness of it all. No answers. Who needs them when you’re alive, right now, in this glorious chaos?

We’re like radical stars, burning bright on our way to oblivion—and we’re gonna light up the sky while we still can.

FEATURES

• Multi, Viscose Rayon Crepe Fabric
• Original Artwork, Pencil Drawing by Alexandra Anderson
• Limited Edition of 100
55% Viscose 45% Rayon Crepe
• Elastic Waist
• Relaxed Cut through the leg
• 30 Day Return Period
• Made in Bali, Indonesia
• For Every Item Sold We Plant 3 Trees

SIZE GUIDE

SMALL
Waist : 80cm
Inside Leg : 27cm
Outside Leg : 52cm
Front Rise : 31cm
Leg Opening : 54cm

MEDIUM
Waist : 84cm
Inside Leg : 27cm
Outside Leg : 55cm
Front Rise : 32cm
Leg Opening : 55cm

LARGE
Waist : 88cm
Inside Leg : 28cm
Outside Leg : 57cm
Front Rise : 33cm
Leg Opening : 56cm

X-LARGE
Waist : 92cm
Inside Leg : 28cm
Outside Leg : 59cm
Front Rise : 34cm
Leg Opening : 57cm

CARE GUIDE

Hand wash your item with PH neutral soap and cool water. Air dry in shape on a hanger, or laid flat. Do not machine wash or tumble dry as some shrinkage may occur.

With any work of art, there are signs of the artist at work. Enjoy any print irregularities, they are part of the finish and should not be considered as imperfections. They are part of your garment and they are what makes it unique.

DELIVERY & RETURNS

Easy Home Try-Ons
Try your item at home with peace of mind. If it’s not quite right, you can easily request a return.

Hassle-Free Shipping & Customs
We ship globally from the UK and aim to make delivery and customs smooth and straightforward. Duties and taxes are included for many locations, but additional fees may apply depending on your country.

Need More Info?
For full details and the latest updates, please visit our Delivery & Returns or FAQ’s page.

SUSTAINABILITY

This Limited Edition Garment is made from cellulose-based fibres sourced from sustainably managed forests, which balance the needs of the environment, wildlife and forest communities.

55% Viscose 45% Rayon Crepe Ethically Produced by APR.

Printed using non-toxic OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 inks.

For Every Item Sold We Plant 3 Trees.